The Democratic Republic of Begley Commonwealth is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Begley Brandon J GEN BC with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 6.709 billion Begley Commonwealthians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Begley City. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Begley Commonwealthian economy, worth 667 trillion Begley Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 99,539 Begley Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "daily grind" consists of levelling up in tedious video games, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more, and the question of 'what is Begley Brandon J GEN BC's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Begley Commonwealth's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chaplain's Corps.

Begley Commonwealth is ranked 11,028^th in the world and 580^th in Osiris for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 10,319.46 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.