The Kingdom of Beiarusia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Gyles Landvik with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 20.067 billion Beiarusians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thames. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Beiarusian economy, worth a remarkable 2,346 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 116,954 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down, and it turns out that money can buy you happiness. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beiarusia's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox.

Beiarusia is ranked 10,710^th in the world and 635^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 99.77 law-abiding acts per hour.