The State of Belmopan City is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by High Commissioner with a fair hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 26.84 billion Belmopanites live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.2%.

The very strong Belmopan Cityian economy, worth 943 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 35,167 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 232,021 per year while the poor average 2,064, a ratio of 112 to 1.

High Commissioner has just been declared ruler of Belmopan City in an international press conference, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality, and the Belmopan Cityian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Belmopan City's national animal is the deer.

Belmopan City is ranked 265,073^rd in the world and 10^th in Belize for Most Patriotic, with 0.98 flags saluted per person per day.