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Most Avoided: 166thMost Ignorant Citizens: 174thMost Corrupt Governments: 206th
The Zombiefied Animal Farm of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Seize Thy Neighbor
Napoleon Government
Influence
Power
Arbiter of Chaos
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Besot Bucolic of Brawn

Population13.2 billion

CapitalCleveland
LeaderNapoleon Government
Faithcult of cthulhu

CurrencyNakina Koreazu Blood Bag
AnimalHuman

The Zombiefied Animal Farm of Besot Bucolic of Brawn is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Napoleon Government with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, avowedly heterosexual populace, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.2 billion Sheep are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cleveland. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Besot Bucolic of Brawnian economy, worth a remarkable 5,027 trillion Nakina Koreazu Blood Bags a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 380,842 Nakina Koreazu Blood Bags, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,849,926 per year while the poor average 14,778, a ratio of 192 to 1.

Unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Cleveland make great practice for foreign snipers, a the realm of insanity Tourist Association survey has rated Besot Bucolic of Brawn #1 for number twos, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, and the teaching of evolution has been banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Besot Bucolic of Brawn's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is cult of cthulhu.

Besot Bucolic of Brawn is ranked 243,679th in the world and 3rd in the realm of insanity for Most Secular, with 0.88 Atheism Rate.

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Most Avoided: 166thMost Ignorant Citizens: 174thMost Corrupt Governments: 206thLargest Gambling Industry: 233rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 236thLargest Insurance Industry: 260thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 290thHighest Disposable Incomes: 303rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 330thFattest Citizens: 347thLargest Mining Sector: 405thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 464thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 518thLargest Retail Industry: 550thMost Armed: 612thMost Devout: 656thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 740thLargest Agricultural Sector: 855thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 889thHighest Average Incomes: 947thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,024thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,058thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,189thMost Efficient Economies: 1,732ndRudest Citizens: 1,738thHighest Economic Output: 2,043rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,164thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,592ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,918thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,509thLargest Governments: 5,719thMost Conservative: 6,874thLargest Black Market: 7,532ndNudest: 8,286thLowest Crime Rates: 9,764thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,042ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,381stTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 14,769thMost Influential: 15,744thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,157thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,903rdLargest Populations: 20,748thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,735th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Besot Bucolic of Brawn, the teaching of evolution has been banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Besot Bucolic of Brawn, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors.
  • : Following new legislation in Besot Bucolic of Brawn, a the realm of insanity Tourist Association survey has rated Besot Bucolic of Brawn #1 for number twos.
  • : Following new legislation in Besot Bucolic of Brawn, unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Cleveland make great practice for foreign snipers.
  • : Following new legislation in Besot Bucolic of Brawn, politicians tack on a service charge for assisting with casework.
  • : Following new legislation in Besot Bucolic of Brawn, takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears.
  • : Following new legislation in Besot Bucolic of Brawn, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'.
  • : Following new legislation in Besot Bucolic of Brawn, it is often said that only Napoleon Government could bring down Dàguó.
  • : Following new legislation in Besot Bucolic of Brawn, pallbearers at military funerals dive for cover when they hear the three-volley salute.
  • : Following new legislation in Besot Bucolic of Brawn, military instructors tire of being asked for another bedtime story by seven-year-old conscripts.

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