The State of Bey Osman is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its complete lack of public education and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 30.366 billion Bey Osmanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Welfare, with Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The strong Bey Osmanian economy, worth 860 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is 28,329 betales, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 151,136 per year while the poor average 2,790, a ratio of 54.2 to 1.

All tariffs have been abolished, Bey Osman is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, the land is famous throughout the region for its rampant lawlessness, and Bey Osman has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Bey Osman's national animal is the deer.

Bey Osman is ranked 289,455^th in the world and 10^th in Samoa for Lowest Crime Rates, with 33.16 law-abiding acts per hour.