The State of Bg is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 19.79 billion Bgians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The very strong Bgian economy, worth 609 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. Average income is 30,784 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 209,299 per year while the poor average 1,654, a ratio of 126 to 1.

All footpaths have tollbooths, the nation's youth would rather watch paint dry than the news, there's nothing more rock-and-roll than absolute sobriety, and programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Bg's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bg is ranked 289,073^rd in the world and 350^th in Omega Prime for Lowest Crime Rates, with 33.97 law-abiding acts per hour.