The Free Nation இலவச நாடு of Bharatewa is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by பரதன் with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, devout population of 7.148 billion Bharatewans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Senjai செஞ்சை. The average income tax rate is 80.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Bharatewan economy, worth 527 trillion Whedei வ்ஹெடெய்s a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 73,757 Whedei வ்ஹெடெய்s, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Organ donation rates have hit a new low, the government is forced to pander to the will of every fruitcake politician, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details, and criminals are put to death while cuddling their favourite teddy bear. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bharatewa's national animal is the river dolphin ஓங்கில், which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Hinduism இந்து மதம்.

Bharatewa is ranked 201,260^th in the world and 7,166^th in The East Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 7.85 Obesity Rate.