The Free Nation இலவச நாடு of Bharatewa is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by பரதன் with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, devout population of 6.743 billion Bharatewans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Senjai செஞ்சை. The average income tax rate is 78.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Bharatewan economy, worth 519 trillion Whedei வ்ஹெடெய்s a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 77,095 Whedei வ்ஹெடெய்s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The endangered saltwater humpback river dolphin ஓங்கில் is only seen in captivity programs, organ donation rates have hit a new low, the government is forced to pander to the will of every fruitcake politician, and years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bharatewa's national animal is the river dolphin ஓங்கில், which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Hinduism இந்து மதம்.

Bharatewa is ranked 11,714^th in the world and 336^th in The East Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,611.06 Tourists Per Hour.