by Max Barry

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,772ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,644thMost Influential: 6,463rd
The People's Republic of
Authoritarian Democracy
Unity, Work, Strength
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Population733 million



The People's Republic of Bialonia is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its digital currency, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 733 million Bialonians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nisa. The average income tax rate is 75.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Bialonian economy, worth 45.9 trillion Vals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is 62,648 Vals, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers, the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens, government employees from Bialonia dominate international lumberjack competitions, and internal strife within the Red Bloc crumbles in the face of fiery rhetoric. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bialonia's national animal is the Wisent, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bialonia is ranked 34,187th in the world and 1,119th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,781.81 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,772ndTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,644thMost Influential: 6,463rdTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 16,491stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,964thMost Income Equality: 17,793rdLowest Crime Rates: 18,658thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,549thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,668thMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,953rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,155thMost Secular: 23,384th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 77th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 461st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 482nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 487th in the regionMost Influential: 491st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 566th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 669th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 674th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 693rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 707th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 811th in the regionMost Secular: 814th in the regionMost Income Equality: 815th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 825th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 831st in the regionLargest Governments: 844th in the regionMost Cultured: 864th in the region

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