The Allied States of Biggstonia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by BiggieSmalls with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.251 billion Biggstonians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The relatively small, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Biggstonia City. The average income tax rate is 15.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Biggstonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,557 trillion ObeyStars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 168,309 ObeyStars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies, chest pains are considered part of the dining experience in Biggstonian restaurants, surveillance cameras are banned, and immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups. Crime is well under control. Biggstonia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is None.

Biggstonia is ranked 108,949^th in the world and 1,902^nd in The East Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 386 billion Standard Monetary Units.