The Allied States of Biggstonia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by BiggieSmalls with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.694 billion Biggstonians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The relatively small, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Biggstonia City. The average income tax rate is 12.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Biggstonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,481 trillion ObeyStars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 170,390 ObeyStars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Biggstonia City for fear of causing a fuss, saying "don't do anything that BiggieSmalls wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, a few people seem to spend their whole time complaining, and BiggieSmalls spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders. Crime is well under control. Biggstonia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is None.

Biggstonia is ranked 228,532^nd in the world and 9,699^th in The East Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -23.03 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.