by Max Barry

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,145thFattest Citizens: 13,110thMost Conservative: 13,645th
The Stumped for Trump Flatulence of
Corporate Police State
Sponsors of Rushbo's AM Radio Hatefeast
William Satire
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Bigot Boys

Population11.031 billion

CapitalTrump Tower City
LeaderWilliam Satire
Faiththe Russian Church of Putin-ized Hackers

Currencyracial epithet
Animallooming former KGB shadowy figure

The Stumped for Trump Flatulence of Bigot Boys is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by William Satire with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 11.031 billion Bigot Boys are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trump Tower City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.5%.

The strong Bigot Boy economy, worth 716 trillion racial epithets a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 64,918 racial epithets, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 192,704 per year while the poor average 17,158, a ratio of 11.2 to 1.

It's entirely possible foreign diplomats misheard when Bigot Boys offered the words "peace be upon you", women across the country are tying the knot, rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements, and doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force. Bigot Boys's national animal is the looming former KGB shadowy figure, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Russian Church of Putin-ized Hackers.

Bigot Boys is ranked 219,987th in the world and 23rd in Corporate States of America for Most Secular, with 11.88 Atheism Rate.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,145thTop
Fattest Citizens: 13,110thMost Conservative: 13,645thMost Avoided: 14,631stMost Stationary: 19,486thLargest Black Market: 23,494thMost Devout: 24,425th
Most Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the region

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