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Largest Agricultural Sector: 942ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,635thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,187th
The Narnian Republic of
New York Times Democracy
Wrong will be right when Aslan comes in sight
Influence
Instigator
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Bisim

Population20.021 billion

CapitalLombardi
LeaderGolg

CurrencyJewel
AnimalSalamander

The Narnian Republic of Bisim is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Golg with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 20.021 billion Bisi enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lombardi. The average income tax rate is 6.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Bisi economy, worth a remarkable 2,840 trillion Jewels a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,872 Jewels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Airplane passenger seat sizes and ticket prices are both first-class, life-saving resuscitation is denied based on decades-old teenage diaries that declare "I want to die before I get old", patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Bisim" at foreigners, and blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bisim's national animal is the Salamander, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Bisim is ranked 112,453rd in the world and 1st in The Council of Narnia for Highest Crime Rates, with 3.03 Crimes Per Hour.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 942ndTop
5%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 3,635thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,187thHighest Economic Output: 4,597thFattest Citizens: 4,609thMost Devout: 5,207thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,628thLargest Populations: 6,407thRudest Citizens: 9,691stMost Rebellious Youth: 9,914thTop
10%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,475thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,482ndLargest Publishing Industry: 11,082ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,297thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,311thLargest Mining Sector: 11,626thLargest Black Market: 12,720thSmartest Citizens: 12,962ndMost Beautiful Environments: 14,516thHighest Average Incomes: 15,392ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15,503rdMost Cultured: 17,171stLargest Insurance Industry: 17,969thSafest: 19,254thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,290thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,841st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bisim was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Bisim, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic.
  • : Bisim was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
  • : Bisim was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Bisim's influence in The Council of Narnia rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
  • : Bisim was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Bisim voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Christian Democrats".
  • : Bisim voted against the World Assembly Resolution "International Criminal Protocol".
  • : Bisim's influence in The Council of Narnia fell from "Instigator" to "Contender".
  • : Bisim's influence in The Council of Narnia rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".

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