by Max Barry

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Largest Populations: 168thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 559thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 579th
The Holy Blue WP Guardian Nation of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
4 they have sown the wind&they shall reap the whirlwind
Ibrahim Kali
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population38.299 billion

CapitalLogan City
LeaderIbrahim Kali

CurrencyBItelandic Dollar

The Holy Blue WP Guardian Nation of BIteland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ibrahim Kali with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 38.299 billion BItelandians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Logan City. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient BItelandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,936 trillion BItelandic Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,896 BItelandic Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Builders across BIteland are blocked up with orders for new public loos, the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, and minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BIteland's national animal is the Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

BIteland is ranked 2,896th in the world and 68th in the West Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 22.71 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

Largest Populations: 168thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 559thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 579thMost Cheerful Citizens: 623rdBest Weather: 811thMost Influential: 1,005thNicest Citizens: 1,175thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,181stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,241stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,396thSafest: 1,563rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,619thHighest Economic Output: 1,929thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,947thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,424thMost Developed: 2,878thHealthiest Citizens: 2,896thMost Cultured: 2,997thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,152ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,256thMost Inclusive: 3,297thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,422ndMost Pacifist: 3,886thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,125thSmartest Citizens: 4,648thMost Devout: 6,525thLargest Governments: 6,906thMost Efficient Economies: 8,752ndLargest Publishing Industry: 8,778thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,286thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,467thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,922ndTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 11,671stMost Rebellious Youth: 15,409thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,046thHighest Average Incomes: 19,713th
Largest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Influential: 15th in the regionBest Weather: 17th in the regionNicest Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 28th in the regionSafest: 32nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 32nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 36th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 36th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 37th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 52nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 53rd in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 68th in the regionMost Cultured: 68th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 69th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 72nd in the regionMost Developed: 72nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 87th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 97th in the regionMost Devout: 100th in the regionMost Pacifist: 107th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 112th in the regionLargest Governments: 126th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 169th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 174th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 187th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 216th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 234th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 266th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 323rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 351st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 369th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 425th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in BIteland, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home.
  • : Following new legislation in BIteland, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards.
  • : Following new legislation in BIteland, the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons.
  • : Following new legislation in BIteland, builders across BIteland are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
  • : Following new legislation in BIteland, people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size.
  • : Following new legislation in BIteland, large sections of BIteland have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there.
  • : BIteland was endorsed by The Outback Paradise of Atopias.
  • : Following new legislation in BIteland, the nation's favourite colour is blue (BIteland has found 3 easter eggs).
  • : Following new legislation in BIteland, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end.
  • : Following new legislation in BIteland, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 245 » Giovanniland, Dilber, Fuentana, Dolandialand, Betsomarik, Gryphonian Alliance, Bran Astor, Numpties, Westwind, IndyCar Racing, Mediobogdum, Wickedly evil people, Pilonistan, Samueliebox, Grand Republic of the Sun, Tropical Isles, Atlasan, Kittenlicious, Armis Maxima, Metailuria, Glorious Existence, Constantinopolisia, Comia Noracon, Oronia, Immortea, Aidonias, New Amerigo, Ocheon, Cumidava, Kisovec, Wolentir, Willow Gate, Weyrland, Papercuts and Skittles, Meone, Newfieisland, Win Mints, Demonvine, Sirulinuck, Befiehl, San Diego Islands, Ottersonland, Great Republic of Joland, Pandaland III, Ferroia, Twisted Duality, Nas Crustium, Helbent, Hex wraith, Thevinia, and 195 others.Wyndward, Mediocre Talents, Emark, DiscGolfLand, Nakara Nation, Leukogeras, Brouca, Leveille, Psikuta, Arvladma, India and Bangladesh, Pandaland II, Volkason, Larxia, Archonina, Irongirong, Hamburg Neo, Slawin Hall, Nezuainnia, Thyrall, Greynne, East Carelia, Robbinston, Fujai, Matism, Santos-Dominius, Isle Royale, The Technocratic Ideas, Mirchusko, Holmani, The Rega, Dreamers for Hope, Albyion Kingdom, Imperial Eascalsh Ohavillbell, Barcocoland, BoxcarJim, Svanland, The United Tribes of Bantai, Torkiuistan, Lanaroce, Rivello, Formenor, Sindria, Shaktirajya, Coung Komands, The Free States of Gotham, Desmosthenes and Burke, Sensorland, Cryland, Marshalia, Escapitania, Free Radio States, Dank Content, Starblazer, Marina Nova, Ellcrys, Fallgriffin, Liberillia, Sniki, Arnic, El Facil, Granducato Toscana, Mercia Regnum, Theicor, Vasilism, Condonohia, The Anclave, Winter Aura, Bonelandia, The Father-Land, Marisala, Nedtherland, Vlobbania, Heslovasia, New Democratic Republic of Russia, Yeetsralia, Probablynotverygoodistan, New Velka, New Belia, Champaign, Athrid HullHund, Lynier, Ingentis Novus, Romlania, Mathematania, Sultanat of Turkistan, Pi Island, IXIMMXVIII, Inner Paniumati, Akshireuya, Crazy Waters, Acropylae, Futuo, Nieubasria, Common Good, Avadon, Bucals Kagotoaion, Ostellan, Diaconstipation, Northe Pangaea, Salt Lake Mountain, Eritasia, No-no land, Sik Levi, Squornshelan Remnant States, Professor Thomas, Nevafornia, Ozis Isles, Point Lobos, The Vergville, Kathlenia, Fumafuma, Twin Tiers Metropolis, New Caterse, Libterraria, Zoran, Organisation of North American Nations, Qapaq Suyu, Tyyyyysylvania, SV Equinox, Itrusca, Bova Ptaltand, Neon Sweden, Burakis, The Undivided, Asrilel, Kurabis, The Muh Granis, The Fourth Redoubt, Kalla, Aldesport, Ahssn, Q The Almighty, Gracelantia, Euarsia, Yaspica, Baxterra, Dalimbar, The Western Beastlands, The Northeastern Confederation, Biko Heljamge, Al-Amanah, Craiolia, San Mazer, Pepinooo, Eleftherios venizelos, Ilyaslavia, Amanohara, Plarland Amex, Wild Wild 100s, East Swedesia, Demetrian, Davislanding, Kingdom of Calabria, Bodusse, Orson Welles, Moriari, Iglot, Theronia Ther, Saronistan, Corporational Free State of Liberta, Galaxy Meows, Neoteutonia, Leirrenna, Forcaforta, Zenduria, Plankstein, Wanapitei, Zir Ambatzych, Bradleon, Recenesia, Pizzo Deta, Recuecn, Llan Sha, Nunavuut, Western End Them Son, Sniper Slayers, Irador, Frozen Eggos, Fort Gorn, New Bedre, Tres Gatos, New Moriya, Norshcaptor, Aluminum Oxynitride, Akhkar, The Federal Socialist Republic of USA, Ignuei, Nagaraningrad, Archipool, Kiensu, Corbeil, Podium, Fhaengshia, and Atopias.

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