The Holy Blue WP Guardian Nation of BIteland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ibrahim Kali with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 38.299 billion BItelandians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Logan City. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.
The frighteningly efficient BItelandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,936 trillion BItelandic Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,896 BItelandic Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Builders across BIteland are blocked up with orders for new public loos, the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, and minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BIteland's national animal is the Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in BIteland, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home.
- : Following new legislation in BIteland, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards.
- : Following new legislation in BIteland, the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons.
- : Following new legislation in BIteland, builders across BIteland are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
- : Following new legislation in BIteland, people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size.
- : Following new legislation in BIteland, large sections of BIteland have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there.
- : BIteland was endorsed by The Outback Paradise of Atopias.
- : Following new legislation in BIteland, the nation's favourite colour is blue (BIteland has found 3 easter eggs).
- : Following new legislation in BIteland, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end.
- : Following new legislation in BIteland, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
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