by Max Barry

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,584thMost Influential: 1,974thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,022nd
The United Socialist States of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
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Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Population4.918 billion

CapitalFunny Memeland


The United Socialist States of Bizarrotan is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 4.918 billion Bizarrotanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Funny Memeland. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.

The all-consuming Bizarrotanian economy, worth 562 trillion Memes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 114,398 Memes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bike rage is all the rage, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving, and pootling steam trains carry delighted tourists and frustrated businessmen from city to city at a snail's pace. Crime is totally unknown. Bizarrotan's national animal is the Peacock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Shіtposting.

Bizarrotan is ranked 193,299th in the world and 7,185th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 6.44 Obesity Rate.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,584thMost Influential: 1,974thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,022ndTop
Most Pacifist: 2,084thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,150thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,152ndMost Inclusive: 2,361stNicest Citizens: 2,464thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,564thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,387thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,400thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,646thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,382ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,696thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,017thBest Weather: 5,777thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,801stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,259thSafest: 6,874thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,995thMost Cultured: 8,026thHealthiest Citizens: 8,504thLargest Governments: 8,857thSmartest Citizens: 9,130thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 10,752ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,110thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,720thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,771stLowest Crime Rates: 13,772ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,985thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,004thMost Income Equality: 16,008thMost Developed: 17,211thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,614thMost Stationary: 20,655th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 34th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 54th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 70th in the regionMost Pacifist: 72nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 74th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 85th in the regionNicest Citizens: 85th in the regionMost Inclusive: 89th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 97th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 113th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 136th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 139th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 158th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 171st in the regionBest Weather: 180th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 206th in the regionMost Influential: 220th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 222nd in the regionMost Cultured: 233rd in the regionLargest Governments: 238th in the regionSafest: 249th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 264th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 279th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 288th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 330th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 332nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 389th in the regionNudest: 396th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 400th in the regionMost Stationary: 401st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 420th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 422nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 473rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 497th in the regionMost Developed: 509th in the regionLargest Populations: 563rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 649th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 724th in the regionMost Income Equality: 729th in the region

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