The Dictatorship of of BKV is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Keerthivahanan with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, digital currency, and public floggings. The compassionate, hard-working population of 5.971 billion tamilans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New bkv. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient BKVian economy, worth a remarkable 1,163 trillion Bkvian coins a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 194,940 Bkvian coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Parents are really careful to pick the right gun for their kids' birthdays, one can wake up in BKV and have breakfast in Bigtopia, Keerthivahanan steals from the rich and gives to the needy, and the CEO of Laws Incorporated must sign off on all new bills. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BKV's national animal is the Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheist.

BKV is ranked 3,581^st in the world and 166^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 125.07 law-abiding acts per hour.