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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 40thMost Advanced Public Transport: 60thLargest Welfare Programs: 72nd
The Socialist Union of
Left-wing Utopia
To Communism Through Science and Socialism!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Blaist Blaland

Population20.191 billion

LeaderThe Blaist Communist Party

CurrencyWork Unit
AnimalAfrican Grey Parrot

The Socialist Union of Blaist Blaland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Blaist Communist Party with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.191 billion Blaites are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blanaxon. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Blaite economy, worth a remarkable 5,560 trillion Work Units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 275,385 Work Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, and prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators. Crime is totally unknown. Blaist Blaland's national animal is the African Grey Parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Blaist Blaland is ranked 35,205th in the world and 143rd in The Communist Bloc for Most Politically Free, scoring 78.76 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 40thMost Advanced Public Transport: 60thLargest Welfare Programs: 72ndMost Advanced Public Education: 82ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 115thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 143rdMost Developed: 153rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 162ndLongest Average Lifespans: 169thMost Pacifist: 208thHealthiest Citizens: 214thLargest Governments: 228thLeast Corrupt Governments: 246thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 271stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 329thBest Weather: 353rdMost Beautiful Environments: 371stSmartest Citizens: 411thSafest: 435thMost Cheerful Citizens: 462ndLowest Crime Rates: 506thNicest Citizens: 560thMost Compassionate Citizens: 672ndMost Subsidized Industry: 776thHighest Poor Incomes: 858thMost Inclusive: 926thMost Secular: 1,075thMost Influential: 1,303rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,680thHighest Economic Output: 1,694thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,780thTop
Most Cultured: 2,419thHighest Average Incomes: 2,692ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,694thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,228thLargest Populations: 7,155thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,970thMost Stationary: 9,358thTop
Most Income Equality: 17,675thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,787thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,353rd
Largest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionNicest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 16th in the regionMost Stationary: 16th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 18th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 20th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 23rd in the regionMost Influential: 27th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 31st in the regionMost Secular: 32nd in the regionMost Cultured: 33rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 35th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 49th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 58th in the regionNudest: 73rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 81st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 90th in the region

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