The Chaos Malice and Destruction of Bloody Good Riot is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Nobody with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, ban on automobiles, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 8.679 billion Bloody Good Riotians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Entropolis. The average income tax rate is 25.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Bloody Good Riotian economy, worth 575 trillion rubledollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 66,283 rubledollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Calling dibs is an unalienable right, the 'sing-a-long with Nobody' album is a popular souvenir, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low, and school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bloody Good Riot's national animal is the edgy hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is yportnE.

Bloody Good Riot is ranked 170,833^rd in the world and 97^th in The Brotherhood of Malice for Most Primitive, scoring -59.65 on the Scary Big Number Scale.