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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 163rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 197thLargest Gambling Industry: 209th
The Dazzling Reflection of
Moralistic Democracy
демократія
Influence
Contender
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Blue Narcissus

Population35.407 billion

CapitalOasis of Perpetual Beauty
LeaderNarcissus

Currencymirror
Animalgorgeous self

The Dazzling Reflection of Blue Narcissus is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Narcissus with an even hand, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, pith helmet sales, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 35.407 billion Blue Narcissusians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oasis of Perpetual Beauty. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Blue Narcissusian economy, worth an astonishing 12,781 trillion mirrors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Gambling, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 360,983 mirrors, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide, email killed the radio star, and exceptionally talented workers are praised more than Revolutionary heroes. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Blue Narcissus's national animal is the gorgeous self, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Blue Narcissus is ranked 496th in the world and 5th in The Maritimes for Most Stationary, with 5,514.66313728 days.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 163rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 197thLargest Gambling Industry: 209thLargest Insurance Industry: 307thHighest Disposable Incomes: 396thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 437thHighest Economic Output: 467thMost Stationary: 496thMost Avoided: 544thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 608thLargest Mining Sector: 637thFattest Citizens: 724thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 725thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 763rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 804thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 943rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,236thLargest Retail Industry: 1,538thHighest Average Incomes: 1,559thNudest: 2,348thHighest Crime Rates: 2,366thLargest Populations: 2,472ndMost Secular: 2,929thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,340thLargest Black Market: 3,365thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,590thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,901stMost Corrupt Governments: 4,026thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,147thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,095thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,477thMost Influential: 5,751stRudest Citizens: 5,912thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,404thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,263rdSmartest Citizens: 13,167thMost Efficient Economies: 13,599thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 21,414thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23,097th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Average: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the region

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