Population | 10.949 billion |
Capital | Roger Waters |
Leader | Porl |
Faith | Stoneism |
Currency | Slave |
Animal | BlurpleKek |
The Free Land of BlurpleKek is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Porl with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.949 billion BlurpleKekians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roger Waters. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient BlurpleKekian economy, worth a remarkable 2,066 trillion Slaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 188,727 Slaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Porl to meetings with foreign heads of state, and scientists have great chemistry with their subjects. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BlurpleKek's national animal is the BlurpleKek, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Stoneism.
BlurpleKek is ranked 14,134th in the world and 27th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Most Stationary, with 1,842.28394593752 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in BlurpleKek, scientists have great chemistry with their subjects.
- : Following new legislation in BlurpleKek, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Porl to meetings with foreign heads of state.
- : Following new legislation in BlurpleKek, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians.
- : Following new legislation in BlurpleKek, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR.
- : Following new legislation in BlurpleKek, a passport is literally priceless.
- : Following new legislation in BlurpleKek, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the BlurpleKek Blood Tithe.
- : Following new legislation in BlurpleKek, more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself.
- : Following new legislation in BlurpleKek, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces".
- : Following new legislation in BlurpleKek, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
- : Following new legislation in BlurpleKek, libraries have replaced overdue book fines with mandatory mental health assessments.