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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,618thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,772ndMost Inclusive: 1,986th
The Free Land of
Democratic Socialists
I'll scratch your bush if you scratch mine, capice?
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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BlurpleKek

Population10.949 billion

CapitalRoger Waters
LeaderPorl
FaithStoneism

CurrencySlave
AnimalBlurpleKek

The Free Land of BlurpleKek is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Porl with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.949 billion BlurpleKekians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roger Waters. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient BlurpleKekian economy, worth a remarkable 2,066 trillion Slaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 188,727 Slaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Porl to meetings with foreign heads of state, and scientists have great chemistry with their subjects. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BlurpleKek's national animal is the BlurpleKek, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Stoneism.

BlurpleKek is ranked 14,134th in the world and 27th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Most Stationary, with 1,842.28394593752 days.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,618thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,772ndMost Inclusive: 1,986thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,162ndMost Pacifist: 2,332ndSafest: 2,340thNicest Citizens: 2,523rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,561stMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,592ndMost Secular: 2,634thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,670thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,860thHighest Food Quality: 2,861stTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,876thMost Cultured: 4,824thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,914thHealthiest Citizens: 4,942ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,991stLongest Average Lifespans: 5,309thMost Developed: 5,766thSmartest Citizens: 5,981stMost Beautiful Environments: 7,054thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,858thLargest Governments: 7,868thBest Weather: 7,919thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,972ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,204thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,457thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,125thMost Efficient Economies: 11,761stHighest Economic Output: 11,840thLowest Crime Rates: 11,882ndHighest Average Incomes: 11,995thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,578thMost Stationary: 14,134thTop
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Most Influential: 15,286thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 22,485thMost Advanced Public Transport: 24,239thMost Subsidized Industry: 24,366th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 9th in the regionSafest: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 10th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 10th in the regionNicest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 13th in the regionMost Inclusive: 13th in the regionMost Secular: 14th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in BlurpleKek, scientists have great chemistry with their subjects.
  • : Following new legislation in BlurpleKek, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Porl to meetings with foreign heads of state.
  • : Following new legislation in BlurpleKek, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in BlurpleKek, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR.
  • : Following new legislation in BlurpleKek, a passport is literally priceless.
  • : Following new legislation in BlurpleKek, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the BlurpleKek Blood Tithe.
  • : Following new legislation in BlurpleKek, more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself.
  • : Following new legislation in BlurpleKek, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces".
  • : Following new legislation in BlurpleKek, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
  • : Following new legislation in BlurpleKek, libraries have replaced overdue book fines with mandatory mental health assessments.

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