Population | 5.472 billion |
Capital | Doggo Bern |
Leader | Bobby of Bern |
Faith | Doggo Christianity |
Currency | Bone |
Animal | Sheep |
The Food consumer of Bobby the bern zennenhund is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Bobby of Bern with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical population of 5.472 billion doggos are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doggo Bern. The average income tax rate is 56.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The large but underdeveloped a doggo economy, worth 121 trillion Bones a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Soda Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 22,237 Bones, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, Bobby of Bern has just been declared ruler of Bobby the bern zennenhund in an international press conference, high school bands practice by moonlight, and Doggo Christianity has been named as Bobby the bern zennenhund's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bobby the bern zennenhund's national animal is the Sheep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Doggo Christianity.
Bobby the bern zennenhund is ranked 191,768th in the world and 3rd in The Noodle Shop At The Edge Of Reality for Most Stationary, with 59.11717049832 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Bobby the bern zennenhund's influence in The Noodle Shop At The Edge Of Reality rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
- : Bobby the bern zennenhund's influence in The Noodle Shop At The Edge Of Reality rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
- : Bobby the bern zennenhund's influence in The Noodle Shop At The Edge Of Reality rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Bobby the bern zennenhund lodged a message on the The Noodle Shop At The Edge Of Reality Regional Message Board.
- : Bobby the bern zennenhund's influence in The Noodle Shop At The Edge Of Reality rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Bobby the bern zennenhund's influence in The Noodle Shop At The Edge Of Reality rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Bobby the bern zennenhund's influence in The Noodle Shop At The Edge Of Reality rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Bobby the bern zennenhund's influence in The Noodle Shop At The Edge Of Reality rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".
- : Bobby the bern zennenhund altered its national flag.
- : Bobby the bern zennenhund lodged a message on the The Noodle Shop At The Edge Of Reality Regional Message Board.