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Most Authoritarian: 8,002ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 11,954thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 22,386th
The Food consumer of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Woof!
Bobby of Bern
Influence
Truckler
Noodle Shop Doggo
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Weak
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Bobby the bern zennenhund

Population5.472 billion

CapitalDoggo Bern
LeaderBobby of Bern
FaithDoggo Christianity

CurrencyBone
AnimalSheep

The Food consumer of Bobby the bern zennenhund is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Bobby of Bern with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical population of 5.472 billion doggos are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doggo Bern. The average income tax rate is 56.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped a doggo economy, worth 121 trillion Bones a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Soda Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 22,237 Bones, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, Bobby of Bern has just been declared ruler of Bobby the bern zennenhund in an international press conference, high school bands practice by moonlight, and Doggo Christianity has been named as Bobby the bern zennenhund's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bobby the bern zennenhund's national animal is the Sheep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Doggo Christianity.

Bobby the bern zennenhund is ranked 191,768th in the world and 3rd in The Noodle Shop At The Edge Of Reality for Most Stationary, with 59.11717049832 days.

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Most Authoritarian: 8,002ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 11,954thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 22,386th

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