The Cold Stone Floor of Bobs Fun Shed is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Bob with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, rampant corporate plagiarism, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.789 billion Shed Dwellers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bob's Fun Cave. The average income tax rate is 86.4%.

The very strong Shed Dwellery economy, worth 236 trillion Bob's Social Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 132,255 Bob's Social Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses, politicians look weirdly alike, overhead luggage compartments on planes sometimes conceal dimunitive intelligence officers, and military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bobs Fun Shed's national animal is the Fun Police, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bobism.

Bobs Fun Shed is ranked 69,375^th in the world and 17^th in The Axis of Evil for Highest Economic Output, with 236 trillion Standard Monetary Units.