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Most Inclusive: 28thMost Compassionate Citizens: 48thHighest Food Quality: 51st
The People's Unions of
Democratic Socialists
Country for People, People For Country
Tuomas Ronkainen
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Bolian island

Population16.138 billion

CapitalBolionove
LeaderTuomas Ronkainen
FaithCult of Progress

CurrencyBoli
AnimalOwl

The People's Unions of Bolian island is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Tuomas Ronkainen with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, cheerful population of 16.138 billion Bolian islandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bolionove. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bolian islandian economy, worth a remarkable 7,219 trillion Bolis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 447,362 Bolis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business, and UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bolian island's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cult of Progress.

Bolian island is ranked 113,982nd in the world and 326th in The Communist Bloc for Most Stationary, with 342.165926847 days.

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Most Inclusive: 28thMost Compassionate Citizens: 48thHighest Food Quality: 51stNicest Citizens: 52ndMost Developed: 67thMost Cultured: 74thLongest Average Lifespans: 75thSafest: 76thHealthiest Citizens: 83rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 83rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 86thLowest Crime Rates: 90thSmartest Citizens: 97thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 113thHighest Average Tax Rates: 126thLargest Governments: 137thMost Efficient Economies: 167thMost Scientifically Advanced: 183rdMost Advanced Public Education: 200thMost Cheerful Citizens: 220thHighest Poor Incomes: 242ndLargest Welfare Programs: 254thMost Secular: 277thMost Pacifist: 281stLargest Information Technology Sector: 353rdLargest Publishing Industry: 356thLeast Corrupt Governments: 522ndMost Patriotic: 603rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 705thHighest Average Incomes: 726thMost Subsidized Industry: 738thBest Weather: 1,031stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,279thHighest Economic Output: 1,709thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,056thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,801stTop
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Most Influential: 3,839thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,782ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,822ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,619thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,176thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,767thLargest Populations: 23,622ndMost Income Equality: 24,361stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 28,558th
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Most Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 16th in the regionBest Weather: 19th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 29th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 41st in the regionLargest Populations: 52nd in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 76th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 81st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 87th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 107th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 117th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 119th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bolian island, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
  • : Following new legislation in Bolian island, broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business.
  • : Following new legislation in Bolian island, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive.
  • : Following new legislation in Bolian island, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region.
  • : Bolian island voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
  • : Following new legislation in Bolian island, war vets look after war animals.
  • : Following new legislation in Bolian island, vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television.
  • : Following new legislation in Bolian island, romantic sunsets are no longer interrupted by explosions and monstrous roars.
  • : Following new legislation in Bolian island, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Bolian islandian weed picker are way up.
  • : Following new legislation in Bolian island, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings.

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