Population | 16.138 billion |
Capital | Bolionove |
Leader | Tuomas Ronkainen |
Faith | Cult of Progress |
Currency | Boli |
Animal | Owl |
The People's Unions of Bolian island is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Tuomas Ronkainen with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, cheerful population of 16.138 billion Bolian islandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bolionove. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Bolian islandian economy, worth a remarkable 7,219 trillion Bolis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 447,362 Bolis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business, and UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bolian island's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cult of Progress.
Bolian island is ranked 113,982nd in the world and 326th in The Communist Bloc for Most Stationary, with 342.165926847 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Bolian island, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
- : Following new legislation in Bolian island, broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business.
- : Following new legislation in Bolian island, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive.
- : Following new legislation in Bolian island, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region.
- : Bolian island voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
- : Following new legislation in Bolian island, war vets look after war animals.
- : Following new legislation in Bolian island, vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television.
- : Following new legislation in Bolian island, romantic sunsets are no longer interrupted by explosions and monstrous roars.
- : Following new legislation in Bolian island, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Bolian islandian weed picker are way up.
- : Following new legislation in Bolian island, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 68 » International Anarchist Confederation, Likhinia, Barbroussia, Heitoria, Carrico, Khrushchyovkastan, Democratic Socialist Republic of Monke, Lilshire, Karelianastan, Zancostan, Kashlakia, Dacaro, Celedaria, Kahrianland, International Socialist Union, Gwerq, Equlainne, Newdenizland, Arsa, Of South Indian Company EST, Oder Crudia, Serusan, Atlanc, Kethania, South-Western Africa, Saxxony, Blessed Anarchic Commune of Michigania, Milkau, The Achterhoek, Democratic Republic of Acember, Verenzia, DragonKhorse, Mikustania, Brauengen, Pridneprovye, Libisia, Kemiern, Phallas, Eskian, Thelania, Bovad, Middle Green Irthistan, KuLuxi, Czecho-slovako-carpathia, Chengjiu, Terralyan, Lovodia, Holy Palestine, Verdant Groves, UNIOS, and 18 others.Irelord, Zambianka, Encaoua, Valoptia, Socialist UwU, Anerchi, North Fluedan, Urali, De Eon, Old Corus, Eindhoven-Veldhoven, West Irtinaraxiopia, Averyickan City, The Peoples United Commun, Bucolia, Bobismh, Flyrinia, and North Goiky.