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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 37thLargest Insurance Industry: 42ndMost Corrupt Governments: 58th
The United Economic Republic of
Corporate Police State
Land of decree, home of the slave
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Boloshniya

Population21.448 billion

CapitalArmyantinov
LeaderAdolf Stalin
FaithAlmighty Bruble

Currencybruble
Animalarmy ant

The United Economic Republic of Boloshniya is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Adolf Stalin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.448 billion Boloshniyans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order and Healthcare are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Armyantinov. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Boloshniyan economy, worth a remarkable 9,418 trillion brubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 439,151 brubles, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,460,570 per year while the poor average 38,890, a ratio of 63.3 to 1.

Public urination is on the increase, people are bored of easy crossword puzzles, the government has been criticized for giving away Boloshniya's territory to anyone who claims it, and medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Boloshniya's national animal is the army ant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Almighty Bruble.

Boloshniya is ranked 71st in the world and 4th in the Rejected Realms for Most Avoided, scoring 4,625.43 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 37thLargest Insurance Industry: 42ndMost Corrupt Governments: 58thMost Avoided: 71stLargest Mining Sector: 80thMost Primitive: 83rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 100thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 124thLargest Retail Industry: 136thHighest Disposable Incomes: 181stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 298thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 320thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 330thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 443rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 451stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 494thHighest Economic Output: 495thHighest Average Incomes: 501stFattest Citizens: 625thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,028thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,097thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,124thRudest Citizens: 1,700thTop
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Largest Governments: 2,954thLowest Crime Rates: 3,961stMost Efficient Economies: 3,962ndLargest Black Market: 4,472ndLargest Populations: 5,437thNudest: 6,513thMost Conservative: 6,711thMost Devout: 8,068thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,641stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,455thMost Stationary: 19,738thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,098th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Primitive: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 13th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 16th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 18th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 18th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 26th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionFattest Citizens: 28th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 41st in the regionRudest Citizens: 59th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 79th in the regionLargest Populations: 86th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 106th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 115th in the regionLargest Black Market: 201st in the regionMost Conservative: 213th in the regionMost Stationary: 216th in the regionMost Devout: 245th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 257th in the regionNudest: 277th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 367th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 546th in the regionMost Extreme: 574th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Boloshniya, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters.
  • : Following new legislation in Boloshniya, the government has been criticized for giving away Boloshniya's territory to anyone who claims it.
  • : Following new legislation in Boloshniya, people are bored of easy crossword puzzles.
  • : Following new legislation in Boloshniya, public urination is on the increase.
  • : Following new legislation in Boloshniya, many politicians are in rehab for minor drug offenses.
  • : Following new legislation in Boloshniya, Bambi has been banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Boloshniya, oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires.
  • : Following new legislation in Boloshniya, the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest army ant hunting institutions.
  • : Following new legislation in Boloshniya, many of the unemployed have had the fight taken out of them.
  • : Following new legislation in Boloshniya, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.

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