Population | 18.685 billion |
Capital | Twinkletopia |
Leader | the Prime Unicorn |
Currency | sparkle |
Animal | attack helicopter |
The United Socialist States of Bonum Locum is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Prime Unicorn with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.685 billion citizens are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Twinkletopia. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Bonum Locumian economy, worth a remarkable 4,027 trillion sparkles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 215,542 sparkles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found, one can wake up in Bonum Locum and have breakfast in Bigtopia, and a passport is literally priceless. Crime is totally unknown. Bonum Locum's national animal is the attack helicopter, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Bonum Locum is ranked 290,879th in the world and 175th in Valley of Peace for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -36.52 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Bonum Locum, a passport is literally priceless.
- : Following new legislation in Bonum Locum, one can wake up in Bonum Locum and have breakfast in Bigtopia.
- : Following new legislation in Bonum Locum, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found.
- : Bonum Locum was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Most Advanced Public Education, Most Beautiful Environments, Most Inclusive, and Highest Food Quality.
- : Following new legislation in Bonum Locum, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths.
- : Bonum Locum was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Bonum Locum's influence in Valley of Peace rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
- : Following new legislation in Bonum Locum, the media seems excessively interested in what the Prime Unicorn is wearing this season.
- : Following new legislation in Bonum Locum, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques.
- : Following new legislation in Bonum Locum, companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 14 » Oogway, Peoples Alpistan, New Silvstrala, Shawrmastan, Lorendia, Qijing, Homatingtona, Akramgelies Federation, Donynezia, Greenova, Almadriana, Johansson, Firdaus, and Aetherlina.