Population | 9.771 billion |
Capital | The Other Side |
Leader | Justin Peace |
Faith | Hippies |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | hawk |
The Adventures of Born Again Hippie is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Justin Peace with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.771 billion Born Again Hippieans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Other Side. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Born Again Hippiean economy, worth a remarkable 1,594 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 163,226 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
You're only as old as you feel, boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, and TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas. Crime is totally unknown. Born Again Hippie's national animal is the hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Hippies.
Born Again Hippie is ranked 20,077th in the world and 6th in Hippiedom for Most Stationary, with 1,617.29856215048 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Born Again Hippie, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas.
- : Born Again Hippie was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
- : Following new legislation in Born Again Hippie, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
- : Following new legislation in Born Again Hippie, boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register.
- : Following new legislation in Born Again Hippie, you're only as old as you feel.
- : Following new legislation in Born Again Hippie, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews.
- : Following new legislation in Born Again Hippie, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
- : Following new legislation in Born Again Hippie, large sections of Born Again Hippie have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there.
- : Following new legislation in Born Again Hippie, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
- : Following new legislation in Born Again Hippie, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions.