| Population | 18.574 billion |
| Capital | Kercho |
| Leader | Kaere Kristian IV |
| Faith | Church of the restored Gods |
| Currency | Sepulor |
| Animal | Huntsman Raven |
The Holy Kaerach of Brabantum is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kaere Kristian IV with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, parental licensing program, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 18.574 billion Brabantians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kercho. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.3%.
The all-consuming Brabantian economy, worth a remarkable 6,049 trillion Sepulors a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 325,676 Sepulors, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,545,301 per year while the poor average 10,585, a ratio of 240 to 1.
Women no longer need to pepper conversations with incessant references to fictitious husbands, with increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof, politicians are often seen attending regional history classes at primary schools within their constituencies, and greenhouses are regularly raided by the police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brabantum's national animal is the Huntsman Raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of the restored Gods.
Brabantum is ranked 5,032nd in the world and 293rd in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 116.33 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Brabantum's influence in Lazarus rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Brabantum was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Following new legislation in Brabantum, greenhouses are regularly raided by the police.
- : Brabantum was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Corporate Police State".
- : Following new legislation in Brabantum, politicians are often seen attending regional history classes at primary schools within their constituencies.
- : Following new legislation in Brabantum, with increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof.
- : Following new legislation in Brabantum, women no longer need to pepper conversations with incessant references to fictitious husbands.
- : Brabantum was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
- : Following new legislation in Brabantum, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.
- : Brabantum changed its national animal to "Huntsman Raven", its capital to "Kercho", its currency to "Sepulor", its faith to "Church of the restored Gods", its leader to "Kaere Kristian IV", and its nation type to "Holy Kaerach".
