The Democratic Republic of Brannaland is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Địt Mẹ with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.814 billion Brannanlandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Đụ Má. The average income tax rate is 75.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Brannalandian economy, worth 642 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 168,503 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, old spellbooks are only useful as door-stops or toilet roll substitute, Brannaland isn't what it used to be, and the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Brannaland's national animal is the kraken, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Bóng.

Brannaland is ranked 14,590^th in the world and 656^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 2,699.47 on the Societal Mobility Rating.