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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,731stMost Stationary: 9,580thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,011th
The Malevolent Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
❤ ~God slap the queen!~ ❤
Influence
Duckspeaker
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Britannia Republic

Population19.169 billion

CapitalEngland
LeaderMalizabeth
FaithRaider Unity

CurrencyPound
AnimalLion

The Malevolent Empire of Britannia Republic is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Malizabeth with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 19.169 billion Britannia Republicians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of England. The average income tax rate is 76.2%.

The Britannia Republician economy, worth a remarkable 1,221 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 63,711 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Britannia Republic recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, ten-year-olds are applying for lemonade stand operator licences, helicopter parenting is on the rise, and terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Britannia Republic's national animal is the Lion and its national religion is Raider Unity.

Britannia Republic is ranked 9,580th in the world and 1st in The Brotherhood of Malice for Most Stationary, with 2,409.52736762372 days.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,731stMost Stationary: 9,580thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,011thTop
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Largest Populations: 17,738thHighest Economic Output: 23,122ndMost Influential: 23,310thHighest Average Tax Rates: 24,141stLargest Welfare Programs: 24,378th
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Most Stationary: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 13th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 25th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 28th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 28th in the region

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