Population | 19.169 billion |
Capital | England |
Leader | Malizabeth |
Faith | Raider Unity |
Currency | Pound |
Animal | Lion |
The Malevolent Empire of Britannia Republic is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Malizabeth with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 19.169 billion Britannia Republicians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of England. The average income tax rate is 76.2%.
The Britannia Republician economy, worth a remarkable 1,221 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 63,711 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.
Britannia Republic recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, ten-year-olds are applying for lemonade stand operator licences, helicopter parenting is on the rise, and terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Britannia Republic's national animal is the Lion and its national religion is Raider Unity.
Britannia Republic is ranked 9,580th in the world and 1st in The Brotherhood of Malice for Most Stationary, with 2,409.52736762372 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Britannia Republic's influence in The Brotherhood of Malice fell from "Envoy" to "Duckspeaker".
- : Britannia Republic's influence in The Brotherhood of Malice fell from "Diplomat" to "Envoy".
- : Britannia Republic's influence in The Brotherhood of Malice rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
- : Britannia Republic's influence in The Brotherhood of Malice fell from "Diplomat" to "Envoy".
- : Britannia Republic's influence in The Brotherhood of Malice rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
- : Britannia Republic's influence in The Brotherhood of Malice fell from "Diplomat" to "Envoy".
- : Britannia Republic's influence in The Brotherhood of Malice fell from "Ambassador" to "Diplomat".
- : Britannia Republic was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Britannia Republic was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The People's Republic of Hakha Rakhine, infecting 1 million survivors.
- : Britannia Republic was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified and Most Zombies.