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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 49thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 118thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 132nd
The Krinslo Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Blood and Steel
Emperor Arthur Britannia
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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British Bayonet

Population5.446 billion

CapitalSt Constantine
LeaderEmperor Arthur Britannia


The Krinslo Empire of British Bayonet is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Arthur Britannia with an iron fist, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, zero percent divorce rate, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.446 billion British are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Constantine. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 85.3%.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth a remarkable 1,764 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 324,049 Pounds, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.

Birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, and the Police Surveillance Unit's motto is "Gotta Catch 'Em All". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. British Bayonet's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Karadism.

British Bayonet is ranked 76,349th in the world and 3,992nd in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,351.69 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 49thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 118thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 132ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 439thMost Valuable International Artwork: 523rdMost Influential: 678thLargest Black Market: 971stMost Armed: 1,317thHighest Average Incomes: 1,538thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,873rdTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,605thMost Devout: 3,058thMost Avoided: 5,094thLargest Governments: 5,192ndMost Subsidized Industry: 5,972ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,520thMost Efficient Economies: 6,543rdHighest Economic Output: 8,598thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,715thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 10,591stHighest Poor Incomes: 11,356thLargest Insurance Industry: 12,278thMost Developed: 12,961stMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,007thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,428thMost Authoritarian: 13,548thMost Conservative: 14,220thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,325thMost Stationary: 18,500thLowest Crime Rates: 18,999thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,633rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,671st
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 37th in the regionMost Armed: 41st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 69th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 69th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 75th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 90th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 128th in the regionMost Avoided: 165th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 232nd in the regionMost Influential: 242nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 253rd in the regionLargest Governments: 266th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 307th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 311th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 347th in the regionMost Stationary: 447th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 470th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 540th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 595th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 601st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 603rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 686th in the regionMost Developed: 694th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 815th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 824th in the regionMost Conservative: 888th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 913th in the regionLargest Populations: 926th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 942nd in the region

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