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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 40th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 107th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 128th
The Krinslo Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Blood and Steel
Emperor Arthur Britannia
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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British Bayonet

Population3.682 billion

CapitalSt Constantine
LeaderEmperor Arthur Britannia


The Krinslo Empire of British Bayonet is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Arthur Britannia with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, avant-garde cinema, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.682 billion British are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Constantine. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 83.7%.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth a remarkable 1,123 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 305,243 Pounds, with the richest citizens earning 9.5 times as much as the poorest.

Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, the nation has declared war on all passing comets, and nations across the world are quick to praise Emperor Arthur Britannia's good looks and intellectual prowess. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. British Bayonet's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Haradverninism.

British Bayonet is ranked 24,015th in the world and 1,171st in The North Pacific for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 5,449.13 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 40thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 107thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 128thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 317thMost Influential: 619thLargest Black Market: 962ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,518thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 1,782ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,804thMost Armed: 1,966thMost Devout: 2,936thMost Avoided: 4,185thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,616thMost Conservative: 4,874thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,008thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,322ndLargest Governments: 5,421stTop
Most Authoritarian: 7,795thMost Efficient Economies: 8,974thLargest Insurance Industry: 9,247thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,916thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,744thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,019thHighest Economic Output: 12,697thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,411th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 30th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 59th in the regionMost Armed: 66th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 69th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 70th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 126th in the regionMost Avoided: 135th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 143rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 176th in the regionMost Influential: 220th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 241st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 244th in the regionLargest Governments: 251st in the regionMost Conservative: 272nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 385th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 385th in the regionTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 435th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 443rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 480th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 550th in the regionMost Stationary: 607th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 632nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 683rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 718th in the region

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