The Dominion of British Brittany is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Dear Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.792 billion British Bretons enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reindeer. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient British Brittanyian economy, worth a remarkable 3,215 trillion Breton Pounds a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 233,107 Breton Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips, there is something rotten in the state of British Brittany, administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture, and manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. British Brittany's national animal is the Robin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

British Brittany is ranked 814^th in the world and 38^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 25,730.18 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.