The May St Wood Pigeon Save Us of British Calradia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Governor Alford Salisbury with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, unlimited-speed roads, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.28 billion Calradians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dhirim. The average income tax rate is 51.2%.

The frighteningly efficient British Calradian economy, worth a remarkable 1,229 trillion Pound Sterlings a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 195,715 Pound Sterlings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Maths Professor Barbie is the most popular toy for boys and girls alike, some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, and nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. British Calradia's national animal is the Dhirim pigeon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Anglicanism.

British Calradia is ranked 150,293^rd in the world and 5,874^th in The East Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 234.2 Tourists Per Hour.