The May St Wood Pigeon Save Us of British Calradia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Governor Robert De Bolloil with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, enslaved workforce, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 2.697 billion Calradians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dhirim. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.8%.

The frighteningly efficient British Calradian economy, worth 446 trillion Pound Sterlings a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 165,622 Pound Sterlings, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

Blood donations have been banned because of the risk of eternal unrest, cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, and theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. British Calradia's national animal is the Dhirim pigeon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Anglicanism.

British Calradia is ranked 169,045^th in the world and 6,320^th in The East Pacific for Most Secular, with 0.98 Atheism Rate.