Population | 16.999 billion |
Capital | Brokenstar |
Leader | Markopsis Banfeld |
Faith | Kittien |
Currency | Waffle |
Animal | Kitty |
The Statistical Anomaly of Brokemia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Markopsis Banfeld with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, zero percent divorce rate, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.999 billion Brokemians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brokenstar. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Brokemian economy, worth a remarkable 5,105 trillion Waffles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 300,312 Waffles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Foreign governments regularly accuse the Brokemian military of war crimes, maps of the enemy's positions are often covered in blood, the government hopes that Federation janitors overhear all of the good gossip, and handling people's data is proving an immersive experience. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brokemia's national animal is the Kitty, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Kittien.
Brokemia is ranked 130,308th in the world and 2,670th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 255.22419082308 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Brokemia's influence in Lazarus rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Brokemia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Brokemia was endorsed by The Sultanate of Caellip Major.
- : Brokemia was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of ELORA NATION.
- : Brokemia was endorsed by The Three Lazarene Principles of Wang Yao.
- : Brokemia was endorsed by The 🐦 Kingdom of Debussy.
- : Brokemia's influence in Lazarus rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Brokemia was endorsed by Copal.
- : Brokemia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Brokemia was endorsed by The Golden Realm of Hraban.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 4 » Debussy, Wang Yao, ELORA NATION, and Caellip Major.