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Largest Black Market: 543rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,181stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,358th
The Statistical Anomaly of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Suffer, puny peasants!!!!
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Civil Rights
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Brokemia

Population16.999 billion

CapitalBrokenstar
LeaderMarkopsis Banfeld
FaithKittien

CurrencyWaffle
AnimalKitty

The Statistical Anomaly of Brokemia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Markopsis Banfeld with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, zero percent divorce rate, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.999 billion Brokemians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brokenstar. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Brokemian economy, worth a remarkable 5,105 trillion Waffles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 300,312 Waffles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign governments regularly accuse the Brokemian military of war crimes, maps of the enemy's positions are often covered in blood, the government hopes that Federation janitors overhear all of the good gossip, and handling people's data is proving an immersive experience. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brokemia's national animal is the Kitty, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Kittien.

Brokemia is ranked 130,308th in the world and 2,670th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 255.22419082308 days.

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Largest Black Market: 543rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,181stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,358thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,770thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,406thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,479thMost Secular: 2,552ndMost Corrupt Governments: 2,711thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,801stHighest Average Incomes: 2,871stTop
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Highest Economic Output: 3,213thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,467thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,698thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,783rdLargest Mining Sector: 4,957thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,062ndMost Advanced Public Education: 5,229thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,991stMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,061stLargest Governments: 7,323rdMost Efficient Economies: 7,604thLowest Crime Rates: 7,716thMost Developed: 7,761stHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,097thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,191stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,412thSmartest Citizens: 10,413thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,907thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,038thMost Patriotic: 13,869thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,973rdMost Authoritarian: 16,526thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,865thLargest Retail Industry: 18,919thLargest Populations: 21,732nd
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Largest Black Market: 24th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 55th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 57th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 73rd in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 107th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 116th in the regionMost Secular: 119th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 123rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 138th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 163rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 166th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 192nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 249th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 268th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 286th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 331st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 340th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 352nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 355th in the regionLargest Governments: 387th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 396th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 406th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 444th in the regionMost Developed: 448th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 473rd in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 529th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 589th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 703rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 717th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 727th in the regionLargest Populations: 729th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 730th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 947th in the region

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