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Largest Gambling Industry: 14thFattest Citizens: 16thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 18th
The Dictatorship of
Corporate Police State
Peace through Power
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Brotherhood of nod

Population19.469 billion

Capitalsarajevo
Leaderkane
Faithorder of kane

Currencytiberium crystal
Animalveinhols

The Dictatorship of Brotherhood of nod is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by kane with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, fear of technology, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.469 billion Brotherhood of nodians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of sarajevo. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Brotherhood of nodian economy, worth an astonishing 12,206 trillion tiberium crystals a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 626,988 tiberium crystals, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,336,581 per year while the poor average 13,101, a ratio of 407 to 1.

Military chiefs are predicting extra funding in this year's budget, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high, the industries of Brotherhood of nod are coughing all the way to the bank, and beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Brotherhood of nod's national animal is the veinhols, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is order of kane.

Brotherhood of nod is ranked 240,918th in the world and 6,695th in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -35.78 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 14thFattest Citizens: 16thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 18thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 23rdMost Corrupt Governments: 26thMost Avoided: 28thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 37thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 38thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 40thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 42ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 50thMost Ignorant Citizens: 52ndLargest Insurance Industry: 66thLargest Retail Industry: 74thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 77thLargest Mining Sector: 91stHighest Average Incomes: 126thLargest Agricultural Sector: 131stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 173rdMost Armed: 192ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 268thMost Primitive: 277thHighest Economic Output: 298thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 320thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 342ndRudest Citizens: 383rdMost Devout: 394thMost Efficient Economies: 402ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 798thHighest Crime Rates: 1,473rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,309thTop
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Largest Populations: 7,827thLargest Governments: 8,311thLargest Black Market: 9,182ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,244thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 12,729thMost Conservative: 17,110thMost Stationary: 17,965thMost Influential: 19,934thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,470thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,024th
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionMost Armed: 9th in the regionMost Devout: 10th in the regionMost Primitive: 14th in the regionRudest Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 19th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 22nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 47th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 134th in the regionLargest Governments: 187th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 190th in the regionMost Stationary: 205th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 229th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 354th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 443rd in the regionMost Conservative: 502nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 527th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 536th in the regionLargest Black Market: 544th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 594th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 667th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Brotherhood of nod, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings.
  • : Following new legislation in Brotherhood of nod, the industries of Brotherhood of nod are coughing all the way to the bank.
  • : Following new legislation in Brotherhood of nod, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Brotherhood of nod, military chiefs are predicting extra funding in this year's budget.
  • : Following new legislation in Brotherhood of nod, libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it.
  • : Following new legislation in Brotherhood of nod, the government seizes all major gold finds.
  • : Following new legislation in Brotherhood of nod, fake beard sales are on the rise amongst female commuters.
  • : Following new legislation in Brotherhood of nod, Brotherhood of nodian-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways.
  • : Following new legislation in Brotherhood of nod, most Brotherhood of nodians would sell their own grandmother.
  • : Following new legislation in Brotherhood of nod, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium.

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