The Free Land of Bruhciety is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jah with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, fear of technology, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.974 billion Bruhcietyians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of What The Bruhck. The average income tax rate is 76.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Bruhcietyian economy, worth 253 trillion Bruhcks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 85,072 Bruhcks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Military chiefs are predicting extra funding in this year's budget, the giant 80-storey carving of Jah in Mount Rushless can be seen from space, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, and the fate of the world literally rests on Jah's fingers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bruhciety's national animal is the Bruhraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bruhciety is ranked 187,307^th in the world and 6,577^th in The East Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 20,162.27 Standard Monetary Units.