The Allied Union of Brulave is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Alexander Koth with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, digital currency, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 8.424 billion Brulavics enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nuoansk. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Brulavic economy, worth a remarkable 1,082 trillion yags a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,526 yags, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Some Brulavic athletes have defected to Blackacre after being denied the chance to compete in international sporting events, statues of famous citizens are erected or demolished on a purely partisan basis, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear, and loudmouthed journalists are given the chop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brulave's national animal is the Brufish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Brulave is ranked 8,470^th in the world and 3^rd in Niamark for Lowest Crime Rates, with 104.34 law-abiding acts per hour.