The Solemn Wanderer of Bruxxa is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by All Might with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, disturbing lack of elderly people, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.71 billion Loyalists are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Administration, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Serenno. The average income tax rate is 85.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bruxxan economy, worth a remarkable 1,016 trillion Crowns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 274,003 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, where there's smoke there's the Bruxxan Forestry Department, nations across the world are quick to praise All Might's good looks and intellectual prowess, and the government prevents violence by committing genocide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Bruxxa's national animal is the Crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Rationalism.

Bruxxa is ranked 238,741^st in the world and 1^st in UA High for Most Primitive, scoring -460.41 on the Scary Big Number Scale.