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Healthiest Citizens: 221st Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 223rd Largest Publishing Industry: 360th
The Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Kill or be killed
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Brythonic Archipelago

Population8.444 billion

CapitalCaer Bannog
LeaderOur Glorious and Benevolent Emperor
FaithOrder of the God Emperor

CurrencyCrown
AnimalWolf

The Empire of Brythonic Archipelago is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Our Glorious and Benevolent Emperor with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 8.444 billion Brythonic Archipelagoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Education, with Law & Order, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caer Bannog. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Brythonic Archipelagoan economy, worth a remarkable 2,824 trillion Crowns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 334,504 Crowns, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, the nation's youth would rather watch paint dry than the news, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, and all footpaths have tollbooths. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brythonic Archipelago's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Order of the God Emperor.

Brythonic Archipelago is ranked 52,340th in the world and 1,881st in The East Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 78.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Healthiest Citizens: 221stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 223rdLargest Publishing Industry: 360thSmartest Citizens: 550thMost Developed: 554thLargest Agricultural Sector: 572ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 656thLongest Average Lifespans: 665thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 671stMost Cultured: 679thLowest Crime Rates: 745thMost Pacifist: 863rdMost Beautiful Environments: 946thBest Weather: 996thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,080thHighest Average Incomes: 1,104thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,369thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 1,577thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,744thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,787thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,922ndMost Inclusive: 1,988thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,218thLargest Governments: 2,229thMost Secular: 2,426thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,152ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,268thHighest Economic Output: 3,725thMost Efficient Economies: 5,080thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,366thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,049thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,419thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,623rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,369thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,420thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,265thNicest Citizens: 8,691stMost Stationary: 8,811thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,224thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,527thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,274thMost Influential: 12,341stRudest Citizens: 12,942nd
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 13th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionMost Developed: 15th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16th in the regionMost Cultured: 17th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 19th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 20th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 21st in the regionMost Pacifist: 23rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 26th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 27th in the regionBest Weather: 29th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 31st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 34th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 42nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 44th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 45th in the regionLargest Governments: 47th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 50th in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 69th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 70th in the regionMost Secular: 76th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 84th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 96th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 118th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 132nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 135th in the regionMost Stationary: 142nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 169th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 179th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 194th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 198th in the regionLargest Populations: 210th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 224th in the regionRudest Citizens: 240th in the regionNicest Citizens: 245th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 274th in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 327th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 366th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 388th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Brythonic Archipelago, all footpaths have tollbooths.
  • : Following new legislation in Brythonic Archipelago, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside.
  • : Following new legislation in Brythonic Archipelago, the nation's youth would rather watch paint dry than the news.
  • : Following new legislation in Brythonic Archipelago, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
  • : Brythonic Archipelago was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Brythonic Archipelago, the right school tie opens more doors than the right qualification.
  • : Following new legislation in Brythonic Archipelago, social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content.
  • : Following new legislation in Brythonic Archipelago, on-duty Air Brythonic Archipelago flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class.
  • : Following new legislation in Brythonic Archipelago, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police.
  • : Following new legislation in Brythonic Archipelago, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation.

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