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Healthiest Citizens: 126thMost Developed: 165thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 175th
The Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Kill or be killed
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Brythonic Archipelago

Population10.661 billion

CapitalCaer Bannog
LeaderOur Glorious and Benevolent Emperor
FaithOrder of the God Emperor

CurrencyCrown
AnimalWolf

The Empire of Brythonic Archipelago is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Our Glorious and Benevolent Emperor with an iron fist, and renowned for its digital currency, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 10.661 billion Brythonic Archipelagoans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Law & Order, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caer Bannog. The average income tax rate is 31.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Brythonic Archipelagoan economy, worth a remarkable 3,688 trillion Crowns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 345,994 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', and RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Brythonic Archipelago's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Order of the God Emperor.

Brythonic Archipelago is ranked 24,547th in the world and 1,426th in The East Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 1,997.53 milliStalins.

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Healthiest Citizens: 126thMost Developed: 165thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 175thLongest Average Lifespans: 184thLargest Publishing Industry: 199thSmartest Citizens: 415thMost Cultured: 538thMost Secular: 552ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 561stHighest Poor Incomes: 620thLowest Crime Rates: 680thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 699thBest Weather: 734thMost Beautiful Environments: 789thMost Scientifically Advanced: 814thMost Pacifist: 967thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,078thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,109thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,172ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,242ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,311thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,332ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,594thMost Inclusive: 1,620thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,137thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 2,518thMost Efficient Economies: 2,586thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,860thLargest Governments: 3,024thHighest Economic Output: 3,098thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,208thNicest Citizens: 4,697thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,378thMost Stationary: 7,758thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,216thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,207thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,394thMost Influential: 13,188thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,044thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,115thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,964thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,321stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,912thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,142nd
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 14th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionMost Cultured: 14th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 21st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 21st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 22nd in the regionBest Weather: 22nd in the regionMost Secular: 23rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 24th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 27th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 32nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 33rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 35th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 40th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 41st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 52nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 59th in the regionMost Inclusive: 67th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 72nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 74th in the regionLargest Governments: 78th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 107th in the regionMost Stationary: 116th in the regionNicest Citizens: 150th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 155th in the regionLargest Populations: 190th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 306th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 335th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 341st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 345th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 445th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 467th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 558th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 564th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 637th in the regionMost Influential: 710th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 733rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Brythonic Archipelago, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept.
  • : Following new legislation in Brythonic Archipelago, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'.
  • : Following new legislation in Brythonic Archipelago, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.
  • : Following new legislation in Brythonic Archipelago, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service.
  • : Following new legislation in Brythonic Archipelago, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss.
  • : Following new legislation in Brythonic Archipelago, rumor has it that Our Glorious and Benevolent Emperor has won three lotteries in a row.
  • : Following new legislation in Brythonic Archipelago, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
  • : Following new legislation in Brythonic Archipelago, being wrong on the internet has been classified as digital terrorism.
  • : Following new legislation in Brythonic Archipelago, soldiers find that home gadgets and power tools are more effective as improvised weapons than the guns they've been issued.
  • : Following new legislation in Brythonic Archipelago, there is something rotten in the state of Brythonic Archipelago.

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