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Healthiest Citizens: 104thMost Developed: 130thLongest Average Lifespans: 146th
The Empire of
Democratic Socialists
Kill or be killed
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Brythonic Archipelago

Population12.053 billion

CapitalCaer Bannog
LeaderOur Glorious and Benevolent Emperor
FaithOrder of the God Emperor

CurrencyCrown
AnimalWolf

The Empire of Brythonic Archipelago is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Our Glorious and Benevolent Emperor with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, humorless population of 12.053 billion Brythonic Archipelagoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Law & Order, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caer Bannog. The average income tax rate is 77.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Brythonic Archipelagoan economy, worth a remarkable 4,363 trillion Crowns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 361,995 Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture, human resources employees have time for hobbies as harassment is designated "high praise", and cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brythonic Archipelago's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Order of the God Emperor.

Brythonic Archipelago is ranked 3,949th in the world and 117th in The East Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 168.64 Insults Per Minute.

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Healthiest Citizens: 104thMost Developed: 130thLongest Average Lifespans: 146thLargest Publishing Industry: 187thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 217thSmartest Citizens: 318thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 434thMost Cultured: 461stLowest Crime Rates: 482ndBest Weather: 627thMost Beautiful Environments: 633rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 711thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 740thMost Pacifist: 886thHighest Poor Incomes: 890thMost Secular: 983rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,059thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,106thHighest Average Incomes: 1,142ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,189thMost Inclusive: 1,640thMost Efficient Economies: 1,745thLargest Governments: 1,803rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,886thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,922ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,940thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2,622ndLargest Retail Industry: 3,460thNicest Citizens: 3,761stRudest Citizens: 3,949thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,571stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,162ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,273rdMost Advanced Public Education: 6,700thMost Stationary: 7,346thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,658thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,026thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,050thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,510thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,015thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,025thTop
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Most Influential: 12,422ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,965thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,184thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,873rdMost Subsidized Industry: 16,006thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,749th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 12th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 17th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 18th in the regionBest Weather: 19th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 25th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 26th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 26th in the regionMost Secular: 27th in the regionMost Pacifist: 29th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 31st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 33rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 38th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 42nd in the regionLargest Governments: 47th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 61st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 62nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 66th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 100th in the regionMost Stationary: 105th in the regionRudest Citizens: 117th in the regionNicest Citizens: 127th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 142nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 148th in the regionLargest Populations: 178th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 201st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 225th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 226th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 239th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 283rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 314th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 339th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 351st in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 420th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 426th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 510th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 543rd in the regionMost Influential: 662nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 749th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Brythonic Archipelago, cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers.
  • : Following new legislation in Brythonic Archipelago, human resources employees have time for hobbies as harassment is designated "high praise".
  • : Following new legislation in Brythonic Archipelago, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture.
  • : Following new legislation in Brythonic Archipelago, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls.
  • : Following new legislation in Brythonic Archipelago, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
  • : Following new legislation in Brythonic Archipelago, Our Glorious and Benevolent Emperor seems to wear red a lot these days.
  • : Following new legislation in Brythonic Archipelago, Jennifer Government is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in Brythonic Archipelago, the legislature keeps promising "more study" of corruption allegations against the parliamentary whip system.
  • : Following new legislation in Brythonic Archipelago, relationships often break down when doctors tell couples they are genetically incompatible.
  • : Following new legislation in Brythonic Archipelago, government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons.

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