The Federal Republic of Bundes Republic Deutschland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Marst Leef Terllbulin with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.587 billion Germans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin Special Area. The average income tax rate is 55.9%.

The frighteningly efficient German economy, worth 379 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 146,625 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", Michelin-star chefs are being called on to prepare menus for six-year-olds, and dealers go from pushing drugs to pushing up daisies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bundes Republic Deutschland's national animal is the White Stork, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is State capitalism and Anti Zionism.

Bundes Republic Deutschland is ranked 31,811^th in the world and 1,030^th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,083.73 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.