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Largest Retail Industry: 100thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 300thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 652nd
The Home of the Whopper of
Iron Fist Consumerists
In Burger King We Trust
The Magic Burger King
Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Burger Kings Kingdom

Population7.114 billion

CapitalWashington BK
LeaderThe Magic Burger King
FaithThe Holy Hamburger

CurrencyWhopper
Animalbeef cow

The Home of the Whopper of Burger Kings Kingdom is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Magic Burger King with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, complete lack of prisons, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.114 billion Employees are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington BK. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Burger King economy, worth a remarkable 2,697 trillion Whoppers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 379,229 Whoppers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,562,672 per year while the poor average 20,753, a ratio of 123 to 1.

A generation of children conceived in hell and born in strife is growing up inside government-run care villages, The Magic Burger King's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht, Employees are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks, and anyone who so much as looks at Royalty without the proper amount of deference is punished. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Burger Kings Kingdom's national animal is the beef cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Holy Hamburger.

Burger Kings Kingdom is ranked 188,216th in the world and 9th in TopCornion for Most Politically Free, scoring 30.1 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

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Largest Retail Industry: 100thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 300thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 652ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 740thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 788thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 793rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 808thMost Efficient Economies: 872ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 915thFattest Citizens: 941stHighest Average Incomes: 961stLargest Mining Sector: 1,006thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,111thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,167thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,261stMost Avoided: 1,273rdLargest Black Market: 1,429thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,664thMost Devout: 1,942ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,946thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,073rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,409thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,976thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,046thRudest Citizens: 3,095thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,107thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,379thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,704thLargest Governments: 4,917thLowest Crime Rates: 5,144thHighest Economic Output: 5,526thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,810thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,630thMost Cultured: 8,903rdSmartest Citizens: 9,725thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,116thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,147thTop
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Most Stationary: 16,062ndMost Influential: 17,413thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,469thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,608th
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Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Burger Kings Kingdom, anyone who so much as looks at Royalty without the proper amount of deference is punished.
  • : Following new legislation in Burger Kings Kingdom, Employees are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks.
  • : Following new legislation in Burger Kings Kingdom, The Magic Burger King's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht.
  • : Burger Kings Kingdom was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Burger Kings Kingdom, a generation of children conceived in hell and born in strife is growing up inside government-run care villages.
  • : Following new legislation in Burger Kings Kingdom, Calvinball players are lost for days as they wander the vast halls of their new academies.
  • : Following new legislation in Burger Kings Kingdom, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances.
  • : Following new legislation in Burger Kings Kingdom, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer.
  • : Following new legislation in Burger Kings Kingdom, uprooting flowers for religious ceremonies is a felony.
  • : Following new legislation in Burger Kings Kingdom, it is illegal to liberate slaves.

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