The Home of the Whopper of Burger Kings Kingdom is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Magic Burger King with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, complete lack of prisons, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.114 billion Employees are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington BK. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Burger King economy, worth a remarkable 2,697 trillion Whoppers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 379,229 Whoppers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,562,672 per year while the poor average 20,753, a ratio of 123 to 1.

A generation of children conceived in hell and born in strife is growing up inside government-run care villages, The Magic Burger King's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht, Employees are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks, and anyone who so much as looks at Royalty without the proper amount of deference is punished. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Burger Kings Kingdom's national animal is the beef cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Holy Hamburger.

Burger Kings Kingdom is ranked 188,216^th in the world and 9^th in TopCornion for Most Politically Free, scoring 30.1 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.