The Holy Republic of Busto arsizio2 is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Ribo with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, daily referendums, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.205 billion Busto arsizio2ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ribopolis. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Busto arsizio2ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,876 trillion Loras a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 228,747 Loras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pitchforks and torches are coming back into fashion, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, and government programs are less "written" and more "plagiarised". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Busto arsizio2's national animal is the Carpio volante, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cristianesimo.

Busto arsizio2 is ranked 2,220^th in the world and 50^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 140.96 law-abiding acts per hour.