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Most Stationary: 2,018thLargest Black Market: 3,323rdMost Influential: 3,804th
The Bavarian Soviet Republic of
Moralistic Democracy
In Cabrinialand We Trust
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Population23.435 billion

LeaderFrances Xavier Cabrini
FaithUrban Renewal


The Bavarian Soviet Republic of Cabrinialand is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Frances Xavier Cabrini with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 23.435 billion Cabrinialandians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cabrini-Green. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Cabrinialandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,703 trillion Thalers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,350 Thalers, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision, the National Archive now covers square miles of warehouses in order to accommodate its new stone tablets system, and Cabrinialand is increasingly belligerent on the international stage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cabrinialand's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Urban Renewal.

Cabrinialand is ranked 2,018th in the world and 3rd in Taijitu for Most Stationary, with 2,889.70648392 Days.

Most Stationary: 2,018thTop
Largest Black Market: 3,323rdMost Influential: 3,804thLargest Populations: 4,200thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,433rdHighest Economic Output: 4,838thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,918thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,293rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,354thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,157thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,183rdTop
Best Weather: 11,953rdMost Corrupt Governments: 12,431stMost Devout: 13,794thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,915thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,060thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,355thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,788thSafest: 18,277thMost Developed: 20,261stHighest Disposable Incomes: 20,806th
Most Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the region

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