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Most Stationary: 2,159th Largest Black Market: 3,131st Most Influential: 3,356th
The Bavarian Soviet Republic of
Moralistic Democracy
In Cabrinialand We Trust
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Population21.705 billion

LeaderFrances Xavier Cabrini
FaithUrban Renewal


The Bavarian Soviet Republic of Cabrinialand is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Frances Xavier Cabrini with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, unlimited-speed roads, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 21.705 billion Cabrinialandians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cabrini-Green. The average income tax rate is 36.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Cabrinialandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,463 trillion Thalers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 113,478 Thalers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision, the National Archive now covers square miles of warehouses in order to accommodate its new stone tablets system, and Cabrinialand is increasingly belligerent on the international stage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Cabrinialand's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Urban Renewal.

Cabrinialand is ranked 151,484th in the world and 34th in Taijitu for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -14.14 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most Stationary: 2,159thLargest Black Market: 3,131stMost Influential: 3,356thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,613thLargest Populations: 4,368thHighest Economic Output: 4,576thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,476thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,059thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,727thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 8,509thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,780thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,876thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,109thMost Devout: 11,570thFattest Citizens: 12,205thHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,744thBest Weather: 12,839thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,081stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,249thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,058th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Average: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 4 » Peoples Republic of TempleLandia, Kohr, Grand Miltonia, and New Delfos.

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