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Largest Retail Industry: 37thMost Armed: 42ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 48th
The Conducător of
Corporate Police State
Chi si ferma perduto, mille anni ogni minuto!
Gianfranco Fiore
Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Caezar

Population9.132 billion

CapitalFasci e delle Corporazioni
LeaderGianfranco Fiore

CurrencyForza
Animalcommie

The Conducător of Caezar is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Gianfranco Fiore with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, smutty television, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.132 billion Caezarians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fasci e delle Corporazioni. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Caezarian economy, worth a remarkable 3,771 trillion Forzas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 413,042 Forzas, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,210,604 per year while the poor average 40,413, a ratio of 54.7 to 1.

Polychromatic seas of leaves blanket the ground while sewers and drain pipes are clogged by their detritus, distant and obscure male relatives succeed to the Caezarian throne, shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Caezar, and Jennifer Government is a bestseller. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Caezar's national animal is the commie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Caezar is ranked 208,503rd in the world and 135th in The League of Conservative Nations for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.52 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Largest Retail Industry: 37thMost Armed: 42ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 48thLargest Gambling Industry: 55thHighest Crime Rates: 56thFattest Citizens: 69thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 77thMost Avoided: 110thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 161stMost Corrupt Governments: 174thMost Efficient Economies: 181stHighest Disposable Incomes: 219thRudest Citizens: 317thLargest Mining Sector: 380thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 393rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 478thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 559thMost Rebellious Youth: 578thHighest Average Incomes: 636thMost Ignorant Citizens: 793rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 816thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 822ndLargest Insurance Industry: 903rdMost Subsidized Industry: 984thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,128thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,357thMost Influential: 1,564thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2,894thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,919thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,004thLargest Governments: 4,053rdMost Secular: 5,157thNudest: 5,222ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,010thLargest Black Market: 8,755thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,258thMost Stationary: 10,191stTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,678th
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Caezar, Jennifer Government is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in Caezar, shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Caezar.
  • : Following new legislation in Caezar, distant and obscure male relatives succeed to the Caezarian throne.
  • : Following new legislation in Caezar, polychromatic seas of leaves blanket the ground while sewers and drain pipes are clogged by their detritus.
  • : Following new legislation in Caezar, citizens must pay to enjoy Caezar's pristine beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Caezar, people talk about things being better when men were men.
  • : Following new legislation in Caezar, foreigners are treated with great suspicion.
  • : Following new legislation in Caezar, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks.
  • : Following new legislation in Caezar, children raised in multi-faith households claim the other deity would let them stay up later.
  • : Following new legislation in Caezar, psychological disorders are a taboo subject.

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