Population | 46.539 billion |
Capital | Caffeinneburg City |
Leader | Archduke Mister Chris VI |
Currency | orichalk |
Animal | alzabo |
The Particularly Grand Duchy of Caffeinneburg is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Archduke Mister Chris VI with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 46.539 billion Caffeinneburgians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Environment, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Public Transport aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caffeinneburg City. The average income tax rate is 28.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The strong Caffeinneburgian economy, worth a remarkable 2,370 trillion orichalks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 50,939 orichalks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, the government is spending billions of taxpayer orichalks to support the Uranium Mining industry, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, and Caffeinneburg's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caffeinneburg's national animal is the alzabo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Caffeinneburg is ranked 158th in the world and 1st in North America for Most Stationary, with 6,943.66222272 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Caffeinneburg was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
- : Caffeinneburg was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
- : Caffeinneburg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Caffeinneburg was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Deep Southern States.
- : Caffeinneburg was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
- : Caffeinneburg was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Caffeinneburg was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
- : Caffeinneburg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Caffeinneburg was endorsed by The Theodemocracy of Saletonia.
- : Caffeinneburg was ravaged by a Zombie Shrieker Horde from The free american syndicate, infecting 2 million survivors.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 1 » Deep Southern States.