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Largest Populations: 11thMost Stationary: 158thBest Weather: 2,023rd
The Particularly Grand Duchy of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Hand Me the Gun and Ask Me Again
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Civil Rights
Good
Economy
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Caffeinneburg

Population46.539 billion

CapitalCaffeinneburg City
LeaderArchduke Mister Chris VI

Currencyorichalk
Animalalzabo

The Particularly Grand Duchy of Caffeinneburg is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Archduke Mister Chris VI with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 46.539 billion Caffeinneburgians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Environment, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Public Transport aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caffeinneburg City. The average income tax rate is 28.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Caffeinneburgian economy, worth a remarkable 2,370 trillion orichalks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 50,939 orichalks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, the government is spending billions of taxpayer orichalks to support the Uranium Mining industry, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, and Caffeinneburg's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caffeinneburg's national animal is the alzabo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Caffeinneburg is ranked 158th in the world and 1st in North America for Most Stationary, with 6,943.66222272 days.

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Largest Populations: 11thMost Stationary: 158thBest Weather: 2,023rdMost Beautiful Environments: 2,086thMost Influential: 2,164thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,459thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,461stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,755thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,349thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,097thHighest Economic Output: 9,844thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,202ndMost Cultured: 12,283rdMost Secular: 12,651stLongest Average Lifespans: 12,931stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,558thHighest Food Quality: 13,894thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 16,152ndMost Armed: 17,402ndHealthiest Citizens: 21,996thLowest Crime Rates: 22,604thMost Income Equality: 25,761st
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Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the region

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