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Most Devout: 6,046thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,261stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,186th
The Republic of
Corporate Bordello
Do you hear the people sing?
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Cagliostro first republic

Population710 million

CapitalCagliostro

CurrencyLabor value
AnimalThe cat

The Republic of Cagliostro first republic is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 710 million Cagliostro first republicians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Welfare, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cagliostro. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.6%.

The thriving Cagliostro first republician economy, worth 53.7 trillion Labor values a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 75,643 Labor values, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 214,202 per year while the poor average 21,356, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

Drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients, the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners, constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas", and childhood friends of Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cagliostro first republic's national animal is the The cat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Cagliostro first republic is ranked 51,396th in the world and 27th in Federation of Conservative Nations for Highest Average Incomes, with 75,643.14 Standard Monetary Units.

Top
5%
Most Devout: 6,046thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,261stTop
10%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,186thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,070thLeast Corrupt Governments: 19,118th
Top
10%
Least Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cagliostro first republic, childhood friends of Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense.
  • : Following new legislation in Cagliostro first republic, constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas".
  • : Cagliostro first republic was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector and the Top 10% for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Cagliostro first republic, the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners.
  • : Following new legislation in Cagliostro first republic, drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients.
  • : Following new legislation in Cagliostro first republic, the Hanging Gardens account for half of Cagliostro's water use.
  • : Cagliostro first republic was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Cagliostro first republic was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Cagliostro first republic altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Cagliostro first republic, the government only announces the deaths of its members when it's convenient.

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