The Republic of Caguas is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic population of 22.707 billion Caguasians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 33.1%.

The strong Caguasian economy, worth 939 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is 41,391 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is compulsory and the government is slowly introducing social welfare programs. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caguas's national animal is the eagle.

Caguas is ranked 193,688^th in the world and 4,224^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 57.26 law-abiding acts per hour.