The City of Cahors is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 9.845 billion Cadurciens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Defense, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cahors. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.5%.

The strong Cadurcien economy, worth 486 trillion francs a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 49,409 francs, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Cahors has designated Cahors as its capital city, Leader has just been declared ruler of Cahors in an international press conference, copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper, and a major religion has been named as Cahors's national religion. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Cahors's national animal is the lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Cahors is ranked 234,941^st in the world and 10^th in Cities for Nudest, with 83.25 cheeks per square mile.