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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,836thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,788thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,668th
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Fixed on perfection
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Cakyoqu

Population13.436 billion

CapitalHonyosan
LeaderNakayama
FaithXuzang

CurrencyYen
AnimalAkita

The Republic of Cakyoqu is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Nakayama with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 13.436 billion Cakyoquans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Honyosan. The average income tax rate is 21.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Cakyoquan economy, worth a remarkable 1,356 trillion Yen a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,961 Yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Small children are frequently chased by rehabilitated pitbulls, the internal market is thriving, there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Cakyoquan grocery store, and funding for education has been redirected into the military. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cakyoqu's national animal is the Akita, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Xuzang.

Cakyoqu is ranked 119,701st in the world and 28th in One big Island for Most Stationary, with 299.44635696532 days.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,836thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,788thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,668thFattest Citizens: 13,977thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,280thMost Ignorant Citizens: 14,692ndTop
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Most Patriotic: 16,133rdHighest Economic Output: 20,255thLargest Black Market: 22,626thLargest Retail Industry: 22,741stMost Conservative: 23,173rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24,756thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25,073rdMost Corrupt Governments: 28,280th
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Most Patriotic: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cakyoqu's influence in One big Island rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Cakyoqu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Cakyoqu, funding for education has been redirected into the military.
  • : Following new legislation in Cakyoqu, there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Cakyoquan grocery store.
  • : Cakyoqu was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Cakyoqu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Cakyoqu, the internal market is thriving.
  • : Cakyoqu was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Following new legislation in Cakyoqu, small children are frequently chased by rehabilitated pitbulls.
  • : Cakyoqu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.

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