The State of Calebu is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 14.373 billion Calebuans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.4%.

The thriving Calebuan economy, worth a remarkable 1,070 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 74,466 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 263,586 per year while the poor average 15,189, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

A well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Calebu's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Calebu is ranked 267,140^th in the world and 549^th in United States of America for Lowest Crime Rates, with 39.68 law-abiding acts per hour.