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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 921st Most Armed: 2,238th Highest Disposable Incomes: 3,673rd
The Red Holy of
Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Population2.141 billion

LeaderJohn Wick


The Red Holy of Calsolato is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by John Wick with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.141 billion Calsolatians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cadfast. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Calsolatoan economy, worth 301 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 140,747 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

The Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours, government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience, and there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'. Crime is totally unknown. Calsolato's national animal is the Cow.

Calsolato is ranked 137,277th in the world and 6,994th in The North Pacific for Most Devout, with 7.9 Prayers Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 921stTop
Most Armed: 2,238thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,673rdRudest Citizens: 4,112thMost Influential: 4,371stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,475thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,366thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,500thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,572ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,747thLargest Retail Industry: 6,166thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,266thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 12,723rdMost Rebellious Youth: 13,569thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,267thHighest Average Incomes: 14,601stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,267th
Most Armed: 74th in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 127th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 158th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 171st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 207th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 230th in the regionRudest Citizens: 239th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 253rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 288th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 346th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 516th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 600th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 623rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 633rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 713th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 796th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 827th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 152 » Sil Dorsett, Yaorozu, Alunya, The Rhein States, Runeda, Prydania, Drusselstein, Lunallian, Newpromisedland, El Fiji Grande, Notyoutopia, Banabistan, Shibutani, Pallaith, Bananoonza, Delmak, Kulgatha, Siwale, Randbourne, Omnistria, Bearical, Kasazzastan, Loutsland, Ozstan, Breduria, Trillius, Corfad, Pasargad, Great Bights Mum, Dar es Saalam, North Bratislava, Pleroma Sans Romans, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Ataraxia Somnia, New Octicarg, Wisconsota, Independent Halls, PembrokeLand, Moose repupblic, Moisus, Sockmanland, Yugobatania, Duerrlewang, Guer Aike, Wineclaw, Russilina, Aratani, Selfgradatude, The Nation that will win Soops for 9003, Destructive Government Endorsing System, and 102 others.Steampunk Ariel, Federation Terra Australis, San Gavino, Antiyard, Freyford, The Tampa Bay Rays, Solskjar, Tamgu, Fizban, Sunto, Sundred, McMasterdonia, Koda-Land, Gnomewatchers, Dreadton, The Iron Lions, Indiana Hoosier nation, The Windmilluminati, Illichiana, Amauri, Old Emporia, Makersaulache, Scouria, 1 very fast endotarter, Humptalumpta, Virillum, Shadowrik, Daiz, Cuyan, Potestasia, East Supple Lund, Racoda, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Abject Ludicrosity, Lorigia, Zumlandia, Walter Jackson, Loli County, Fel Imass, BrightFutures, Lordelles, Moubarakistan, Choistan, VietAnhland, Landnovia, Kingdom Of Manaf, The Empire of the Clarence, Meso Land, Quentiam Viventem, Spartoptia, Marmiedon, Kwaj, Territorio di Nessuno, Lanterkint, Glurponia, New Bremerton, The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness, Joodey, Holy Oranz, Altamonte, PlanetPunk, Neworva, Clan Spaniel, Frances Francis the First of France, Nothru Lerple, Wilkshire, Wallachian People, Lendara, Votak Matim, Xentherida, Napnomadia, PotatoFarmers, Angshire, United Kahndaq, Ponantine, Xzavia-Hjar, Germanic Araya, Miruma, Kranostav, Xagill, Yukti, Penrith, Pazair, Phoeba, Empy, Seenvorland, Haor Chall, Vincone Cae, Black Templares, Viridiann, Daymonskinner, Dabarastan, Ethnon, United Anglo-America, Orado, Parmovand, Zyvetskistaahn, Maott, Eravonia, Ravendi, Lunr, and Huks Gares.

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