The Kingdom of Campania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Stefano Caldoro with an even hand, and remarkable for its burgeoning lion population. The hard-working, democratic population of 28.574 billion Campanians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Naples. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.9%.

The very strong Campanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,386 trillion lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 48,510 lire, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 148,189 per year while the poor average 12,308, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

More and more students are taking up a career in medicine, the government is seen to favor Catholics, Stefano Caldoro has just been declared ruler of Campania in an international press conference, and Campania has designated Naples as its capital city. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Campania's national animal is the lion and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Campania is ranked 266,574^th in the world and 18^th in Italian Regions for Nudest, with 54 cheeks per square mile.