Population | 11.157 billion |
Capital | Ottawa |
Leader | Eric Theodore Cartman |
Faith | UnOrthodox Christianity |
Currency | Canardian Dollar |
Animal | Moose |
The Holy Lucky Yellow Gold Find of Canarda is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Eric Theodore Cartman with an even hand, and remarkable for its suspicion of poets, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.157 billion Canardians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ottawa. The average income tax rate is 47.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The Canardian economy, worth 650 trillion Canardian Dollars a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,348 Canardian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Putting houses on stilts is elevating house porches and prices alike, poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild, for just a few extra Canardian Dollars Canardians can get new driving records with their new cars, and crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Canarda's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is UnOrthodox Christianity.
Canarda is ranked 52,955th in the world and 11th in Zombie Research Institute for Most Stationary, with 836.439395234 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Canarda, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination.
- : Following new legislation in Canarda, for just a few extra Canardian Dollars Canardians can get new driving records with their new cars.
- : Following new legislation in Canarda, poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild.
- : Following new legislation in Canarda, putting houses on stilts is elevating house porches and prices alike.
- : Following new legislation in Canarda, flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys.
- : Canarda was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
- : Canarda was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
- : Following new legislation in Canarda, the easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons.
- : Following new legislation in Canarda, Canarda is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
- : Following new legislation in Canarda, sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort.